Life Verbatim
What emotion is this? Is it one?
Touch
So I liked the new show on Fox. We’ll see where they take the story line but the pilot was pretty dang good.
Don’t know why guy at the straightening hair booth in the mall always wants me to stop to demonstrate his product… This one was really good. But the guy called me “honey” a million times, LIED about the price, and insisted that I like straight hair better…plus when he was doing my hair, he combed out a huge wad of hair! I asked, ” What are you doing?! You are pulling my hair out!” He answers with a laugh and, “No, honey.” Not getting my $275(original offer!!!!!!!!!) nor my $87 (final offer).
How Merlin takes a victory nap after he takes all of my books off of my shelf in one fell swoop.
Another tag message.
I’m an adult. Spent some time at Home Depot by myself. I bought a drill and spent some time “shopping” in the fastener aisle and all. You know what they say…MRT.
Sometimes
Dumb Walmart bookshelves get the best of you….well, tonight it was me. I got a $16 bookshelf and tried to put it together after a long day. Long story short…I put it together with the top and bottom pieces swapped. (Enter roommates who sees and laughs.) I take it apart and bruise both hands beating it til it became separate pieces. Roommate leaves and I bring out other tools to help me muscle this monster of a shelf into submission. Frustration and weariness from a long weekend are most definitely ruling my emotional state. I figure it out and put it together to see that it is still wrong. I need to turn over the top and bottom pieces now that they are in the correct places but not oriented correctly yet. Crap. This shelf is not made to be taken apart and put together. I am not putting this off til tomorrow. There is no way. Put on an oven mitt to ease the pain when beating the shelves apart…..for the second time. Finally, I get it all right and it is together and up. Only the stained sides showing and no longer leaning. Humble pie tastes like crooked shelves.
They know my routine and wait for me. I was definitely running late this morning.
No thank you, coworker. I work with someone obsessed with Kroger deals. Today, he brought me a huge cupcake just because. It’s coming to you LRD.
